Liquid A$$ets (1982) | Streaming Guide & Showtimes
Liquid A$$ets (1982) — Mr. Cashbox has a money problem… He’s got too much of it and runs the
Liquid A$$ets (1982) Storyline
Mr. Cashbox has a money problem… He’s got too much of it and runs the risk of being hit with a huge tax bill. On the advice of his tax lawyer, he decides to fund a sure-to-flop play titled ‘Piece & War;’ the dream project of narcissistic director Stan Slavsky, in the hope of being able to use its failings to get a tax write off. But soon, Cashbox realizes that he might be in over his head, as Broadway starlet Tootsie Lamarr wants in on the production and stable girl turned hopeful starlet, Suzy, catches the romantic eye of the smug Slavsky…
Full Cast & Crew
- Samantha Fox as Billie
- Veronica Hart as Tootsie Lamarr
- Sandy Gazelle as Suzy
- Bobby Astyr as Mr. Cashbox
- Rod Pierce as Stan Slavsky
- Lisa Be as Rita
- Sharon Kane as Bessie
- Tiffany Clark as Miss Slimtitz
- Fred J. Lincoln as Judge Hangman
- Michael Bruce
- R. Allen Leider as Rasputin
- Robert Kerman as Lawyer Quim
- Ron Jeremy as Lawyer Fillpots
- Roberta Findlay as Woman Who Gets Flashed by Quim (uncredited)
Why Watch Liquid A$$ets?
The Vibe: Liquid A$$ets is a lighthearted, hilarious, and uplifting comedy movie that firmly establishes itself as a must-watch from 1982. The pacing and atmosphere are perfectly calibrated to keep you engaged from start to finish.
Fan Reception: While holding a polarized score of 6.6/10, it retains a dedicated audience who appreciate its specific stylistic choices and unique premise.
Who Should Watch It: Highly recommended for those looking for a fun, stress-relieving watch. If you enjoy character-driven arcs layered with comedy-specific tropes, this deserves a spot on your watchlist.
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